The Rapture is Ruptured

So...here I am...un-Raptured like the rest of the world. I feel for those who were stupid enough to believe an old false prophet. But I just hope that people don't commit suicide after screwing up their lives because they spent every penny they had and sold their homes in preparation for this "event". I am by no means a religious man, but I have basic Christian values (which are basically every decent man's values) and also a learned man who doesn't take what he is told by unreliable sources without question. Unless Jesus himself came to my door and turned my iced tea into wine in front of my eyes, I will doubt everything a moron says he believes is right...especially when the mythology states that NO ONE can predict the Rapture, not angels, not Jesus...nobody save for God himself. And the guy was previously WRONG in 1994. So devout Christians as well as people who were deemed intelligent should have known better, so I don't completely sympathize.